"This is not a creator tool. This is an early retirement plan."
Unleash Chaos on Their Feeds.
Find Peace in Yours.
Feed The Beast
Forget 'quality.' Forget 'storytelling.' The algorithm is a dumb beast that craves novelty and speed. We built an AI that feeds it exactly that: an endless firehose of messy, weird, and surprisingly effective video slop.
Faceless & Fearless
No more staring at a blank screen. No more imposter syndrome. No more feeling sick looking at your analytics. The goblin does the cringe so you can do... literally anything else. Your new content strategy: Malicious Compliance.
Deploy, Don't Create
While they spend 8 hours color-grading a 'perfect' video that gets 300 views, you're deploying 50 variants and letting the algorithm pick the winner. Who's playing the smarter game?
Let's Be Real (FAQ)
> So the output is just low-quality AI slop?
Yes. And it works. The algorithm doesn't reward perfection; it rewards speed, novelty, and engagement. We're just giving the beast what it wants to eat.
> I don't want my content to look like it was made by AI.
Good. This doesn't look like 'AI.' It looks like unhinged, chaotic content made by a human who's had way too much coffee. The goblin covers your tracks.
> This sounds too good to be true.
It probably is. We're pretty sure this kind of automation shouldn't be allowed, but the algorithm doesn't seem to mind. Get in before someone shuts us down.
> What did you train this on?
We trained our AI on 50,000 hours of internet garbage so you don't have to.
The rules of the content game are about to be rewritten.
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